Neuro's Voicemail

[devourer]

( this ic inbox is no longer in use and is being kept only for nostalgia purposes. do not comment here! )

"Hello! You have reached one Neuro Nougami! I am deeply sorry to say that I'm not present to receive your call, so please leave me a message. Thank you very much!"

[ beep beep beep ]

Comments

DETECTIVE AGENCY INBOX - specify voice or text message. alternatively, action away!

[omnisciens.livejournal.com]

text;

[topslug]

so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

text;

[devourer]

[ neuro only understands one thing about this message: goldmine. ]

don't take it so hard, Yako! If it makes you feel better, you're very entertaining.

also, I was quite certain I'd informed you that you were a slut beforehand.

my apologies (*´∀`*) I shall remind you more often from now on.

text;

[topslug]

THAT WAS A VIRUS

text;

[devourer]

no need to be ashamed of the truth, worm.

we have known each other for more than a full year on Earth now, haven't we? you are free to come to me with your slutty problems.

I will do my best to help you with your raging mammalian hormone dysfunction.

(oh, so that is what that smell is when you come in the room.)

reaction

[topslug]

[ NEVER REPLYING EVER OH GOD WHAT IS HER LIFE ]

[devourer]

[ YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, YAKO ]

virus;

[motioned]

hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.

virus;

[devourer]

Oh my !

Miss Ahiru, you shouldn't spend time with such people !

text;

[motioned]

who is this

text;

[devourer]

Detective Assistant Neuro Nougami !

(⌒▽⌒)☆☆☆

except you messaged me first ! You should know already.

text;

[motioned]

[...Of course.]

what did i say

text;

[devourer]

There is a duck quacking in your bathtub

text;

[motioned]

there definitely IS NOT

text;

[devourer]

Oh !

Maybe a man pretending to be a duck ?

Possibly engaging in illegal substance use ?

text;

[motioned]

why would anyone pretend to be a duck??

text;

[devourer]

Your message suggested illegal drugs were involved !

By the way, as a detective, perhaps I should involve the law now ?

text;

[motioned]

nothing like that happened!!

text;

[devourer]

Are you sure ? You sure are quick to deny it ! Suspicious (;° ロ°)

text;

[motioned]

it isn't suspicious!

text;

[devourer]

Denying that it's suspicious is also suspicious !

text; LMFAO THOSE KEYWORDS WHAT

[motioned]

no!

text; NEURO CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM HIS HOUSE

[devourer]

It's okay ! If it's only a little bit, I think it's just a fine...

text;

[motioned]

but it really wasn't suspicious!

text; virus;

[azarathmetrionzinthos]

Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire

text;

[devourer]

I didn't know we were such close friends!

perhaps he thought that might make things more interesting for a demon?

text;

[azarathmetrionzinthos]

Shut up.
You know this was a bug

text;

[devourer]

Was it?

since you are so bent on finding some weak spot, I thought you might be trying something new to catch me off guard.

text;

[azarathmetrionzinthos]

as long as you keep doing what you've been doing, I don't care

text;

[devourer]

Well, I am simply overcome with intense relief.

perhaps try more expensive candles next time.

text;

[azarathmetrionzinthos]

[IGNORING THIS]

[devourer]

[ GOSH HE CAN'T IMAGINE WHY EVERYONE KEEPS HANGING UP ON HIM ]