Neuro's Voicemail

[devourer]

( this ic inbox is no longer in use and is being kept only for nostalgia purposes. do not comment here! )

"Hello! You have reached one Neuro Nougami! I am deeply sorry to say that I'm not present to receive your call, so please leave me a message. Thank you very much!"

[ beep beep beep ]

Comments

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[topslug]

so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

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[devourer]

[ neuro only understands one thing about this message: goldmine. ]

don't take it so hard, Yako! If it makes you feel better, you're very entertaining.

also, I was quite certain I'd informed you that you were a slut beforehand.

my apologies (*´∀`*) I shall remind you more often from now on.

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[topslug]

THAT WAS A VIRUS

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[devourer]

no need to be ashamed of the truth, worm.

we have known each other for more than a full year on Earth now, haven't we? you are free to come to me with your slutty problems.

I will do my best to help you with your raging mammalian hormone dysfunction.

(oh, so that is what that smell is when you come in the room.)

reaction

[topslug]

[ NEVER REPLYING EVER OH GOD WHAT IS HER LIFE ]

[devourer]

[ YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, YAKO ]